Sunday, April 23, 2006

Lonely Heart's Club

Vacant powerpoint with only Ilve Stove for company seeks life companion for a threesome. Must have wire whip and burnished C-dough hook. Wanted for long romantic evenings making bread and weekend sponges. Pasta and Ice cream attachments not necessary, but an advantage. Colour no barrier to fulfillng and long lasting relationship.

If Kitchenaid say there's 'virtually endless possibilities' I'm willing to try too.

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