I Will Spare You the Photos...

of S.O.'s dinner preparation last evening. I mean, for God's sake, the man made SOUP. The kitchen looked like something has been boned, fileted, sauted, chopped, whizzed, marinated, baked, fried and steamed. It's a one pot dish for crying out loud.

Admittedly he made pesto, but really.

These are his hands. Beware of letting him in your kitchen.